When you haven't answered the phone for a day
Dad: "I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE TRIPPED AND DIED"
He's not dramatic. Not at all.
He's not dramatic. Not at all.
31-35, F
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SomeMichGuy · M
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy Yes. Especially 30 year olds. According to statistics we are in the risk zone.
SomeMichGuy · M
@Queendragonfly Oh, you KNOW it! So many things swirling around in your head, never mindful of where you are, your footwear, your path, a wonder all early 30s aren't pushing up daisies!
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy I did walk in to a shopping cart in the grocery store earlier. It was a near death experience, I could see my life was passing by.
SomeMichGuy · M
@Queendragonfly Are you sure it wasn't the person walking nearest you?
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy No it was me. Because it was my shopping cart. 😂
SomeMichGuy · M
@Queendragonfly No I mean what you saw pass by... 😉🤣
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy Ohh.. Maybe , you have a point 🤔
SomeMichGuy · M
@Queendragonfly You're all right!
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy Or this is hell. 😂
SomeMichGuy · M
@Queendragonfly Well, to be told you might trip and die...not sure what the stats on that are, but I believe you are more likely to be struck by lightning while playing golf in FL than to trip AND DIE.
Trip? Sure!
Have a low-level scrape, etc , as a result? Ok.
DIE? Seems REALLY far-fetched, unless you tripped on the rim of the Grand Canyon, etc.
Trip? Sure!
Have a low-level scrape, etc , as a result? Ok.
DIE? Seems REALLY far-fetched, unless you tripped on the rim of the Grand Canyon, etc.
Queendragonfly · 31-35, F
@SomeMichGuy Slipping on ice glazed stairs though. That shit can kill you. Or on wet stairs. I have done both but I miraculously didn't hit my head or even bled.
SomeMichGuy · M