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Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
Comme ci, comme ca. Some times we don’t speak for years on end, some times we chat weekly. She gets weird paranoid ideas sometimes and decides I’m the one who ruined her entire life so she’ll stop taking my calls. Other times I’ll get bent over how needlessly abrasive she gets and I’ll stop answering hers. I can also be brutally blunt in my opinions of her behavior which ends either of us calling the other for a while.
@Zaphod42 My oldest brother is a conspiracy freak that leans towards the sovereign citizen movement, and my other older brother is a dimwitted religious jeebus freak that got confused by a pair of Darwin Fish bumper stickers, the CoExist and Evolve ones, he even asked the car owner to know what they meant, it took all my strength to keep a straight face and not bust out laughing. It happened in Minneapolis in 1998
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@NativePortlander1970 I know the feeling…my sis was a conspiracy nut too. She might still be but now knows better than to share with me, lol.
When she told me how NASA was trying to ignite Jupiter into a star with a nuclear powered probe for whatever nefarious reason, I explained how Jupiter needed to be at least five times it’s current mass to even be a failed star, and ten times to be a tiny star, and that the lightning strikes that occur daily there are already the power of the bomb dropped on Nagasaki and they don’t do a thing.
When she told me the moon landing was fake, I asked her how many people she trusted to keep a secret forever. She said none. I told her 400,000 people were involved in the Apollo missions and none have ever spoken up. What are the odds they could ALL keep a secret that big for that long.
Etc down the line 😂
When she told me how NASA was trying to ignite Jupiter into a star with a nuclear powered probe for whatever nefarious reason, I explained how Jupiter needed to be at least five times it’s current mass to even be a failed star, and ten times to be a tiny star, and that the lightning strikes that occur daily there are already the power of the bomb dropped on Nagasaki and they don’t do a thing.
When she told me the moon landing was fake, I asked her how many people she trusted to keep a secret forever. She said none. I told her 400,000 people were involved in the Apollo missions and none have ever spoken up. What are the odds they could ALL keep a secret that big for that long.
Etc down the line 😂
