should mustard be our safe word?

when the conversation is moving towards obscene topics which you would rather avoid just scream mustard

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NewBeginnings7790 · 41-45, F

Whatever you’d like as long as the mustard isn’t going in my mouth… 🤢

gdon39 · 46-50, M

StygianKohlrabi · M

@NewBeginnings7790 it's not likely to go in your mouth with my terrible aim

gdon39 · 46-50, M

If you can mustered up the word and we can all ketchup with it then I relish the idea. 🖖🏻

gdon39 · 46-50, M

@StygianKohlrabi I love Minnesota. Have you ever been up in Ely going in to the Boundary Waters?

StygianKohlrabi · M

@gdon39 no, I haven't been that far north but maybe I can make a road trip sometime. sounds good.

gdon39 · 46-50, M

@StygianKohlrabi you already live in a beautiful area but you must get north to check it out.

SW-User

Nuh obscene topics are my thing

StygianKohlrabi · M

@SW-User ever cover your naked self in salad cream?

SW-User

Well no because that would be a waste. There are places I can’t reach I’m not a contortionist @StygianKohlrabi

StygianKohlrabi · M

@SW-User I'm so sorry. I'll Call Heinz customer service.

smiler2012 · 61-69

😆english or french or does it not basically matter 🤷‍♂️[taters]

StygianKohlrabi · M

@smiler2012 I am not aware of English mustard. All the mustard here is pretend fake French mustard made in LA. So let's go with that.

smiler2012 · 61-69

@StygianKohlrabi 😆its a deal

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