The crazy dream I had last night
There were huge spiders, maybe 3 or 4 feet across the legs. And they were floating down from the sky.
They were riding the air currents, like birds do.
We were trying to dodge them but every time we looked up they seemed to be right over us.
Like they were able to steer themselves.
Their bite was turning people into vampires. Or zombies.
Or something. That part is hazy.
The government was dropping survival kits from helicopters. They consisted of an anti-venom serum and a pair of yellow boxer shorts.
We were standing around trying to figure out what the yellow boxers were for when someone said if you wore them they had an indicator to tell you whether or not the anti-venom was working.
Then I woke up. I was a little disappointed, I wanted to see what happens next.
They were riding the air currents, like birds do.
We were trying to dodge them but every time we looked up they seemed to be right over us.
Like they were able to steer themselves.
Their bite was turning people into vampires. Or zombies.
Or something. That part is hazy.
The government was dropping survival kits from helicopters. They consisted of an anti-venom serum and a pair of yellow boxer shorts.
We were standing around trying to figure out what the yellow boxers were for when someone said if you wore them they had an indicator to tell you whether or not the anti-venom was working.
Then I woke up. I was a little disappointed, I wanted to see what happens next.





