I had a VERY weird dream last night! AGAIN.
This time I went into a diner with a friend, and I stole a handful of shoestring fries off of someones basket lunch. I started eating them, and then I yelled at the cook to fire up the fryer because I needed more fries! She was a black woman, who gave me one of those "looks" like...who the hell are YOU?
Then in the corner of the diner, there was a shooting! I saw a man in a light beige shirt go down with blood on the front of his shirt. I sat there for a while, and then I thought...no one is helping that man! I HAVE to go and help him!
So I slid off the stool at the counter and went over to where he lay, half sitting up, against the wall. I looked at his wound, and saw a badge on his shirt. He was the sheriff!
And then I asked him his first name...and he didn't want to tell me. I said, "Oh, why...is it a weird name? Is that why you hang out in this weird diner? Because you have a weird name?
And he choked a little bit...almost laughing...and then he told me his name was Yogi. I said, "Yogi, you are going to be all right. ALL the people here in the diner are going to help you!"
And I looked around at all the people in the diner, and they all looked at me, and then I started up a CHANT...
"I can do it...WE can do it...YES YES YES!" And every time I said "Yes" I clapped! Pretty soon everyone was clapping and chanting the same thing over and over again...and when I woke up it was still being chanted in my head! 🤣🤣🤣
Then in the corner of the diner, there was a shooting! I saw a man in a light beige shirt go down with blood on the front of his shirt. I sat there for a while, and then I thought...no one is helping that man! I HAVE to go and help him!
So I slid off the stool at the counter and went over to where he lay, half sitting up, against the wall. I looked at his wound, and saw a badge on his shirt. He was the sheriff!
And then I asked him his first name...and he didn't want to tell me. I said, "Oh, why...is it a weird name? Is that why you hang out in this weird diner? Because you have a weird name?
And he choked a little bit...almost laughing...and then he told me his name was Yogi. I said, "Yogi, you are going to be all right. ALL the people here in the diner are going to help you!"
And I looked around at all the people in the diner, and they all looked at me, and then I started up a CHANT...
"I can do it...WE can do it...YES YES YES!" And every time I said "Yes" I clapped! Pretty soon everyone was clapping and chanting the same thing over and over again...and when I woke up it was still being chanted in my head! 🤣🤣🤣






