A rather ridiculous dream last night

For some reason I was the carer for a baby child. Except it was not a baby in the sense that we know them.
The "Baby" was the size of an unshelled peanut.
Weirder still, the "baby" was grown up. Perfect vocabulary. An adult the size of a peanut shell.
This must be my weirdest dream. How does one care for such a "Baby"?
Well, I swaddled the man child in a handkerchief to keep it warm.
I was at a sports match and the weather was poorly, with high winds and snow.
Unfortunately, when moving the swaddled bundle to my other hand the "baby" slipped out of the wrapping and went flying off skyward.
Immediately it landed on the snowy ground, a crow gobbled it up.
Oh dear, why such weird dreams visit me.