Weirdest Dream You’ve Ever Had?

And what happened?

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dreamt I was performing oral sex on Bruce Willis. woke up a corner of my pillow was gone and I was choking on feathers

TexChik · F

@saragoodtimes Pillow jizz? 😂 You must be good! 😉🤭

@TexChik good, not afraid to admit I'm the best and ready anytime he wants one

TexChik · F

@saragoodtimes A way to a man's heart is .... with a hummer!

@TexChik except for my ex. best way to his heart is between the fourth and fifth ribs with a sharp knife

TexChik · F

@saragoodtimes true, or all the way up with a red hot poker! 😉