This was weird

I dreamed I was at a store shopping for sausage, and all they had was powdered sausage. Dream me wanted sausage so bad I almost bought the powdered sausage.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Clearly a repressed memory of an alien abduction!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@Degbeme that's what I thought

SStarfish ·

I dreamed i was buying cookies and chocolate from the discount rack at the store 😅

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@SStarfish heck yeah

Doctrble · 46-50, M

Powered sugar sausage? Thats better than coffee

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@Doctrble it's a real thing?

Doctrble · 46-50, M

@MyNameIsHurl heck if i know but does sound good

goliathtree · 56-60, M

This is a euphemism right? 😏😜

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@goliathtree I'm not sure

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@MyNameIsHurl well, if you were craving maple syrup on your sausage, then it definitely is. Otherwise it could go either way.

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

That's when you know you're about to hit rock bottom, quickly, make adjustments to your life.

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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@MyNameIsHurl Next time you see that powdered sausage sales man you tell him to take his powder and shove it up where it belongs 🥺

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

@MartinTheFirst up his nose?

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@MyNameIsHurl Yes ma'am

Justenjoyit · 61-69, M

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