Knight in shining armor with a twist
I dreamed I was a princess locked away in a tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon! I could see a knight in shining armor from my window run into the tower, they slayed the dragon and busted open the door to my room. I was expecting our first meeting to be romantic but they removed their helmet and it was another woman! She said "Sorry hon, I'm not Prince Charming, I'm just here because your parents offered me a shit load of money to rescue you. Now come on your highness, I don't have all day!" I rode back to the kingdom with her and asked her why my parents hired her, she said she had become the best warrior in the kingdom and that the men they had sent were burnt to a crisp by the dragon. She returned me to my parents and collected her money and went away, while I was to choose a suitor to marry.