I Have Some Really Weird Dreams

So last night I dreamed I was part of some cybernetically enhanced squad of assassins that was somehow hunting myself because I had secretly infiltrated them for some reason. Then a bunch of giant alligators attacked the entire world. Turned out it was the rapture. And the people who had the Jesus had green lights in their mouths and those that didn't had red lights.

Also I worked at a store that only sold Blow Pops.