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Death is the truth we all have to undergo but none of us would prefer painful death. So, appreciate life and take care of your body.
MilitantirishSheph: Oi!
SW-User
I hope it wasn't anything TOO near. A couple of years ago I was hit by a car and as I went up into the air I thought, hmm, this is going to hurt. I was lucky though. The only injury was a bruise from where my face hit the crash barrier (it was on an A road). Breaking the fall with my face was smart, my head is the one area where there is nothing to damage 🥴
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User glad you’re still alive
SkeetSkeet · 100+, F
@SW-User Jesus hahah
@SW-User I've done that! Hit off my bike by a transit van, that flying through the air bit lasts forever man!
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
What happened? If you don’t mind sharing
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JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@Punxi That sounds pretty depressing.
SW-User
@Punxi I'm not messing around with that stuff after that experience. By far the most terrifying thing that's ever happened to me
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User Served a purpose then. Remember it.
Viper · M
Stay Alive Man!
At least long enough for @SW-User to kill you in a duel 🤪 jk jk
At least long enough for @SW-User to kill you in a duel 🤪 jk jk
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Did this involve sheep? Naked sheep?
JustNik · 51-55, F
Glad you’re still here! 🤗
SW-User
@JustNik So am I. It's made me remember how much I love living.
JustNik · 51-55, F
@SW-User Good! You can use that momentum. You’ve got a lot of character and light and orneriness to you that make me think you can overcome just about any obstacle if you set your mind to kicking it hard enough. 😄👍
TheLordOfHell · 41-45
Damn! You got into a fight with god...and won!
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheLordOfHell Well he works out, what were you expecting?
Gangstress · 41-45, F
U ok? And yeh they give you a much needed STOP THAT Kinda thing
Degbeme · 70-79, M
You only get so many of those. Go easy please.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
:( 🥔
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
If you die because of something stupid like that, I will fucking kill you.
SW-User
Stop doing stupid stuff, you're supposed to be working on the time machine.. remember 😏😆
SW-User
@SW-User I'll need to borrow JohnnyO's time machine. I'm getting impatient 😤
empanadas · 31-35, M
Yeah, man shit like that really wakes people up. Hope you stop whatever got you to that point. Glad you can learn from that experience.
empanadas · 31-35, M
@SW-User stop sniffing used di@pers
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@SW-User Yes I've done some stupid stunts and I felt the same way. Dying for something stupid is not the way I want to go out.
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
@JimboSaturn If I wasn't already dead I would die from embarrassment