you went to the bathroom in wal mart and ended up falling asleep on the toilet..

my narcoleptic ass is going to find a nice bed or recliner for the next time i fall tf out. lol but AFTER i cruise by the food aisles for some noms >.>

Get a recliner over to the biggest TV I can find, pop in a DVD and raid the munchies

Find a bed and sleep until the store opens.

OR

Find a phone and call 911.

OR

Hey. I don't go anywhere without my cell phone. I'd just call 911 on that. Then I'd take a nap for a few hours, because you know the police won't consider this a life or death emergency, so the store will probably be open before the police get there.

And my butt would be very sore from sitting on a toilet seat for such a long time. So I definitely have to find a couch or a mattress. Something.

take the shit i fell asleep through.

Getting the heck out of there, because that's when the mannequins come alive, and I'm not going back, ever.

Be highly concerned... the building has obviously been evacuated...

My worst fear!

I'd steal everything that wasn't nailed down :P

I would shop for a whille then go home

I forgot to wash my hands

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