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If that isnt akward..

So i was at work and a new trainee came over to my station to borrow my pallet jack. I lend it to him. Two hrs later he returns it, broken handle...the guy is 6ft 8 inches tall, and weighs a wopping 385 pounds! When i asked him why it was broke, he shrugged his shoulders says, " i guess i dont know my own strength?" Thanks Herculees i told him.
I put it inna work order for a new one, he came back over again about mid shift...ohhh no you aint borrowing nithing else dude i said.
He says, " well can i take you to dinner?" I was shocked, nobody breaks stuff and owns up to it and that included my heart!
I declined for 3 days in a row. Well yesterday's day came and it was too hot to cook so i said sure why not..( hes a persistent giant!)
He bought me a saschatuwan chicken meal from the habatvhi grill and a lemonade. After we ate he wanted to go for a walk...im 5ft 8in..195 pounds, hes 6ft 8 inch 385 pounds! Walking together he towered over me and said , " I am just curious, i know at least the mechanics fixed your pallet jack..can i get a chance to fix your heart?"
Isnt that akward?
I kinda said thanks but no thanks..he isnt my type but the chicken was good, im no gold digger, but i am not gonna see myself with goliath! Hes too tall for me.
Im weird i know but i specifically am manifesting what i want in a man..hes clearly not it..but if theres any otger si gle ladies, he is available!
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TheHammer · M Best Comment
I'm a big guy. Pretty tall and muscley. The pallet jack I use, i pick up pallets that are sometimes over ten feet tall and weigh over 2000 pounds.
I'd have to really go at it with righteous intensity to break one of those.
So maybe the jack was about to give in already.
And he was the straw that broke the pallet jacks back.
CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F
@TheHammer walk behind
TheHammer · M
@CloudAngel80
So he wasn't even on it? Did he hold on and let the thing drag him around??
CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F
@TheHammer lol nope

romell · 51-55, M
Haha good story
You can ignore this if it does not apply, by all means... i won't be offended and i hope you will not take offense to this, because i PROMISE none is intended, but it helped me a LOT. Sometimes, Our "type" is what keeps us single or ending up repeatedly single and hurt a long time. Stepping outside the box could be the thing that finds you your true happiness. He may be a "giant" of sorts, but he also could be the Yin to your Yang. 🤷🏾‍♀ certainly seems good natured enough.
@TheHammer Ugh, I glanced over that cheese ball line too fast
He probably thought it was a panty dropper 😖
TheHammer · M
@DancingStarGoddess

That's another tough one.
If it's between a giant cheese ball and her underwear hitting the floor.
Sorry but she's going to have to pull them back up.
A giant cheese ball?? I've seen my share of fallen undies. But Ive never seen a giant cheese ball!!!
TheHammer · M
@DancingStarGoddess
You know what's the only thing better than. Giant cheese ball?
TWO
Two giant cheese balls.
Akimbo75 · 46-50, F
@CloudAngel80 Girl. Is he still coming around to borrow things and talk to you?
CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F
@Akimbo75 yes..he even informed me his son woukd be in town over the weekend..i was like uh..ok i am gonna be off work so i wont have to see him til Monday, then Tuesday he goes to 2nd shift hallelujah
Akimbo75 · 46-50, F
@CloudAngel80 Oh that's good. I was going to say maybe it's time to involve a manager if he keeps persisting after you said no thanks.
Akimbo75 · 46-50, F
Oof, that is pretty awkward. You have to work with the guy.
CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F
@Akimbo75 yes. And hes only 50 feet away from me..kind of stockerish vibes l9l
th3r0n · 41-45, M
You're a giant too at 5'8 for a woman, 6'1 guys date 5'1 women all the time, just something to think about
CloudAngel80 · 41-45, F
@th3r0n in my town im probably the tallest woman, most are 5ft or 5ft 5. Most men ive never seen over 5ft11in so hes a big guy
th3r0n · 41-45, M
@CloudAngel80 right but you're a big girl, doesn't that work out?

 
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