In case you're wondering what superior intellect I possess?

I duck my head while driving in underground parking garages to make my car fit better.

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

Haha. I shoo birds out of the road with a wave of my hand like I’m using the force or something 🙄

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart 🤣🤣🤣 I'll tell squirrels they better move like im standing right beside them and not doing 60 mph down the road

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@GnomeyGee “Other way, baby cakes. Other way. …there you go.”

For deer it’s another vibe, with good reason. “Goddammit, Bambi. What the actual 🤬 are we doing, bro?!”

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@GnomeyGee As much as I’d cuss in the moment…poor baby 😔

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@GnomeyGee Hahaha. Classic. But damn, so sorry that happened.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart Eh it is what it is. It was in an old 92 ford Taurus clunker and that definitely wasn't the only dent it had 🤣🤣