You just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery… what does the next 24hrs of your life look like?

First things first, I convinced my mom to take the next afternoon off work under pretenses of an emergency. Next, I have her sign the ticket. She and I drag Dad to Salem, where she picks up the check, then over to the bank, where she deposits the money in her personal account before creating two joint accounts, one in my name and one in Dad's name.

Having done my duty for my father, who can now afford to hire 24-hour nursing care, I would proceed to live my life.