Your username dictates what happens to you for the next 24 hours. What will happen?

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

I will have an endless supply of rootbeer from my beard. Allowing me to save tens of thousands of dollars as I tirelessly extract it all throughout the next day.

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

@rootbeardy Dude, you've got to think bigger than that. You could make tens of thousands of dollars.

rootbeardy · M

@LordShadowfire I do not need to make tens of thousands of dollars. I am fine with sharing my root bear made from my face juice with everyone for free.