Yall listen up!

Sometimes you just gotta put the mustard in the microwave and let these people know you not the one because dinosaurs don't bark when you text the house phone and at the end of the day you still gotta walk your goldfish.

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WoWgirll · 36-40, F

Okay

Pinkstarburst · F

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Tumbleweed · F

Couch lock again?

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Tumbleweed · F

@GnomeyGee sounds like the dreams I have because of one of my meds! Last night I was petting a turtle. Tf??

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@Tumbleweed I guess thats better than the turtle petting you 🤷‍♂

Tumbleweed · F

@GnomeyGee Well you do have a point!

MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F

Are you huffing paint thinner

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@MyNameIsHurl Unfortunately no. Just normal random sheeut that goes through my head sometimes 🤷‍♂

NinaTina · 31-35, F

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@NinaTina Im gonna have to try those!!

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