Are my parents dead?

Oh, cool. Hopefully they're somewhere warm, like Hell. It's cold as dicks in Colorado right now.

What'd the difference in shoving a dead person and shoving a living person?

@JohnDeeznuts: dead one will just slump over I'm guessing

Shit yeah! I wrote it myself! Did you like the shower scene?

@JohnDeeznuts: Twas awesome.

You think the question is strange, you should see some of these answers I'm working with!

That's dark.

I can dig it! ✌

They will protect for life and accompany you after death.@JohnDeeznuts: