What have you heard 👂 while pretending to be asleep 😴?

Everything! I was always a light sleeper, but 27 years in the Army you learn to listen to the slightest of noises and conversations; it could be your life at risk. So if I went to an upstairs bedroom now and slept as you watched TV down stairs. I could tell you what you watched and who did what and how it ended. And Why I live on a farm in the middle of no where now.

My parakeets talking to each other. Funny how they speak English to one another.