Dewms & Daves Delicious Dinner will be small, clean, and cozy with decor that is tasteful and interesting but not THAT tasteful and interesting. Diner food should attract old people and hipsters alike.
We will exclusively serve food that is appealing when you're hung over. Canadian/Filipino classics. Menu shouldn't be too broad and the music should be a mix of old mean screaming at the moon and Disney hits.
@WittyKittyfeelinShitty MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR AND BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR I SPILLED INSIDE OF MY CAR THIS COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES
It'd be called Dewmed. We'd cater to people that don't like people. All the tables would be partitioned off from the next and have a comfy booth for one. You'd order from a touchscreen device. Someone will quietly bring you your meal and leave you alone unless you request assistance through the device. You then pay, via the device of course, and be on your way.
It will be called "FOOD RESTAURANT" and there will be different food every day at random. No menus, no silverware, no plates. The customers will eat from buckets like the swine that they are. Target audience is 90% of the population because they're stupid and don't know what they want.
