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Okay, so.......(title is too short, urrggghhh)

I've been sitting here alone....writing a letter to my ex, which I plan to burn tomorrow night in the firepit, (it's symbolic and apparently empowering, so no judging!!) I'm on my second glass of wine (red tonight, because, well, just because I felt like switching it up!) and I keep flipping between being angry and crying....

So come on people, help an old lady out....make me laugh!!!

[i]**also, I will not be held accountable for anything I might say tonight!!! the red wine did it[/i]

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Notanymore · 36-40, M

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Notanymore ohhhh, ouch....holy man!

Livingwell · 61-69, M

We're here for you...

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Livingwell hahaha true story, right there

Livingwell · 61-69, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect I've missed your smiling face and sarcasm around here.

GBPackersFan · M

Since he’s your ex send him a thimble and tell him it would fit comfortably on his dong 😏😂

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Slade · 56-60, M

@GBPackersFan I'm loving your ex QB. He is really sticking the knife into the loathsome Jimmy Kimmel

GBPackersFan · M

@Slade lol so I’ve heard. I’m a football 🏈 junkie

Slade · 56-60, M

@GBPackersFan I can't stand Kimmel. I love any time he gets comeuppance

NightsWatch · M

Well the symbolic burning of the letter is one thing but the fact you made a life size effigy / voodoo doll, with a full face picture of him that you intend to burn with it is what im thinking about.

Not to mention you used some of his old clothes to make it . 😈😲

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@NightsWatch well [i][b]now[/b][/i] I have some plans for the day!!! thanks man! 😆

NightsWatch · M

@ImpeccablyImperfect anytime!

goliathtree · 56-60, M

send him this.

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@goliathtree haha that's perfect!

Heartlander · 80-89, M

Hmmm????

I hadn't really thought about it before, but my wine preference is always a dry Rose. Usually bottled in tall, curvy coke like bottles with the bulge in the middle. Everything about it suggests uplifting, refreshing pleasure. Never anger.

soar2newhighs

Skip the missive to or about the “ ex”, play the tool game…become “ hammered” wine will do that, a red glass or more!!
‘Tis a ew Year shortly. Enjoy!

Notanymore · 36-40, M

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Notanymore · 36-40, M

Seabass is my sometimes dog[image]

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Notanymore hahaha oh my lord, look at those faces.

Notanymore · 36-40, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect they're special......in the short bus kinda way, but they're mine.

Queendragonfly · 31-35, F

Fullmetal · 46-50, M

Well, I'm on my way, got some good rum! Time to put away the grape juice and dance with the Admiral!!

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Fullmetal The Admiral is a perfect guest...cheers man!

rrraksamam · 31-35, M

Why burn it?
Send it to me so I can read it

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@rrraksamam Looking for some comic relief are you??? 🤪

Livingwell · 61-69, M

I can do some Bob and Doug McKenzie impressions.

DownTheStreet · 51-55, M

Let me think of some Canadian jokes …

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@DownTheStreet oh come on man, you know we're all funny af...it shouldn't be too hard!

Slade · 56-60, M

You are not old and have a fine ass 👍🏻

Rokasu · 36-40, M

I can’t. I’m schlitted as well.

JoyfulSilence · 46-50, M

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@JoyfulSilence doesn't that just look beautiful??

Ynotisay · M

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Ynotisay hahaha his face, though!!

Ferric67 · M

What type of red wine moon?

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Ferric67 LongShot...a cabernet sauvignon

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

Ferric67 · M

@ImpeccablyImperfect don't know it 🤷‍♂️

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Man, I must have thrown away dozens of attempts at writing to my ex. Eventually, it turned into the best song I ever wrote.

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

Moose stuff

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@travelguy01 heeeeyyyy....were you in my backyard?????

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

@ImpeccablyImperfect I might have been, if you were in Anchorage…

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@travelguy01 Ahhhh, noooo....not me.....not yet anyway

LordShadowfire · M

I absolutely approve of this ritual. But for now, on with the funny.

ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@LordShadowfire okay, so that last one reminds me of a little story over christmas....my mom (she's 73) was telling us all about this 'YouTuber' whom she had recently quoted to a teen in the family....and she was explaining how she managed to find this youtuber....so she tells us to "Just go to google, and type in [i]what do teen boys look up on youtube?[/i]" hahahaha oh my lord....there's no f'n way I'm typing that into google, mom!!!!

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ImpeccablyImperfect · 51-55, F

@Ambroseguy80 hahaha

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