A good theory

Yup
So true, and remind people of this when they start to ask me questions

Yes I remember when I tried to see how high I could fly before the fall.

Got my leg stuck in the bars of one, back in Junior Primary. The whole middle school came out to laugh at me.
Another time. Playing It-chasey on the playground, I tried running down the slippery dip and bellyflopped on the edge of the sand pit. Broke a couple of ribs.
That playground racked up a number of casualties over the years. Yet the teachers never once tried to stop us playing on it. 😅

My two daughters say - do not listen to poppy as a good chance you will hurt yourself

Grandkids are narcs as they tell you everything

It hurts just looking at that pic!