Redbull tastes like acid reflux but has taken over the world. So I just need to think of a shitty harmful product and market it to yuppies.

Couldn’t agree more
Can’t believe that crap is so popular

This is from a Bugs Bunny cartoon, a jingle for breakfast cereal:

Crispy Crunchies are the best
They look beautiful on your vest
Serve them to unwanted guests
Stuff the mattress with the rest

God Exactly!
I sooooo agree!

Just as in minute amounts of Weirdass Herbs and Chemicals and come up with a Marketing Name that we could sell bug infested muddy water with!

Didn't someone come up with a caffeine-laced hard liquor in a can that got banned?

Five energy tastes like apple juice mixed with aluminum shavings

Dracarys!

It doesn’t taste that bad
Shouldn't drink it a lot tho

It tastes like sex in a can

TRUTH.

When you're mixing energy drinks with Jägermeister, you're officially Doing It Wrong.

When is Bull Claw hard selzter coming out?

I'm feeling pretty seasonal festive, I could really go for a Pumpkin Spice Jägerbomb White Claw Jello shot right now.