Someone broke into our house last night and they took the kettle.

Well, if you ever catch them, they'll be in hot water!

Classic tea crime. Tea crimes have been on the rise for a while now. Remember to lock your tea in a safe.

One that's gone off the boil.

He clearly needed a brew

prob English

A gentleman who missed his tea time lol

One who wants to make tea.

A thirsty one

The worst kind

May be the neighbor. They are actually good neighbors, didn't want to wake you up and did it silently.

One who wants his tea.

I could understand stealing a person's pot, but a kettle? That's immoral, or else, it's the pot calling the kettle black I suppose. It makes no sense...IT MAKES NO SENSE! It's a senseless crime, and therefore, a senseless criminal.

they like tea

Tea leaf

If he/she can moonwalk we call them a "smooth criminal" in the US.

Was it copper?

Check yo underware drawer

honestly me as a criminal

Hot water fetish

Cat Lover :P

A bummer