Some of you are pretty cool

I would totally move back to Canada! It's been a long time since I was back but I enjoyed it the two times I lived there. :)

I'm not sure is I'm "cool" enough, but I can try to be

We could be kinda neighbours.

I am your neighbor and unfortunately my government is treating you like a terrorist lol.

this reminds me of the classic church sign addition, somehow.
the signs often say "jesus loves you"
often people add
"the rest of us think you're an ahole"

Are you a goo cook ?

**blows all of my grass clippings into your driveway**