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Sleepysheep · 26-30, M
Yes, me and my newphew went to this bar we frequent for wing nights and we always get suicide wings.
Well my nephew tells the waitress “can you tell the chef to atleast make ‘em WARM this time”?
Well when this lady came out she was teary eyed holding them an arms reach away!
So we do what we normally do and “cheers” our wings and bite in like SAVAGES.
About 4 wings in we were SCREAMING he was pounding the table I had snot and drool running down my face.
I wiped the sweat off my face not thinking and basically pepper sprayed myself!
The lady comes up with 1 pitcher of ice water which me and my nephew instead of pouring a glass each fought over ripping it out of each others hands
We was not in good shape than she gives us these dinky little alcohol cloths to wipe our hands with which made the face and eyes burn MORE!
Next day it was like shitting fresh molten magma and there were blood! 🤣
Well my nephew tells the waitress “can you tell the chef to atleast make ‘em WARM this time”?
Well when this lady came out she was teary eyed holding them an arms reach away!
So we do what we normally do and “cheers” our wings and bite in like SAVAGES.
About 4 wings in we were SCREAMING he was pounding the table I had snot and drool running down my face.
I wiped the sweat off my face not thinking and basically pepper sprayed myself!
The lady comes up with 1 pitcher of ice water which me and my nephew instead of pouring a glass each fought over ripping it out of each others hands
We was not in good shape than she gives us these dinky little alcohol cloths to wipe our hands with which made the face and eyes burn MORE!
Next day it was like shitting fresh molten magma and there were blood! 🤣
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Sleepysheep · 26-30, M
@Vin53 oh for sure after first blood if you keep going your butt hole will look like something on the menu at Arby’s! 😂
Sleepysheep · 26-30, M
@Vin53 Lol oh bud the clap is some bullshit, nobody gives you a standing ovation as the title may imply!
In fact 1 somebody gives you needles in the ASS to make your nuts feel like they aren’t being blow torched!
You ever had the go-go my guy? She’s not pretty your right starts coughing phlegm and your bung hole itches like a lice paddy! 🤣😂
As Frank Zappa so accurately once stated “MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS”! 😫
In fact 1 somebody gives you needles in the ASS to make your nuts feel like they aren’t being blow torched!
You ever had the go-go my guy? She’s not pretty your right starts coughing phlegm and your bung hole itches like a lice paddy! 🤣😂
As Frank Zappa so accurately once stated “MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS”! 😫
Vin53 · M
Chicken wings were basically hog fodder back then, days of yore.
Coralmist · 41-45, F
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