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I wanna get a turkey baster and fill it with yogurt, so the next time a guy makes me cum, I can squirt it on his chest to simulate the experience

But they never make me cum anyway so I guess it'll never happen 😔
DearAmbellina2113 · 41-45, F
This literally made me spit my drink out 🤣🤣🤣
caccoon · 36-40
@DearAmbellina2113 I'm sorry!! 🤣
@DearAmbellina2113 it wasn't drinks she was talkin about spittin though 😋
RadioDust · 36-40, M
Do it with a super soaker pistol so that your aim can be swift and true
@RadioDust for the truest aim it would require the Super Soaker masturbator xtra creamy soaky edition deluxe 5000 model
Damn sometimes my sarcasam requires way too much effort to type all the bs my brain be spewing
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
I was using a soft soap dispenser at a sink recently and it was blocked up. So I pressed harder and then it spurted soap all over my shirt. I have a better understanding for my long suffering wife now.
caccoon · 36-40
@Harmonium1923 YES ITS SHOCKING
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
@caccoon I felt so used
caccoon · 36-40
@Harmonium1923 here's a rag
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
GIMME DAT DAIRY

Not everybody knows where the spot is. 😂. Some dudes couldn’t find it if you drew em a map.
caccoon · 36-40
@YourMomsSecretCrush jesusssssss it's not that complicated. I feel like they just don't care sometimes 🤔
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@caccoon that's it. They either don't care or are convinced they're smarter than our anatomy and ignore that it's literally TWO places.

Some of them are just clueless and need directions but will get it eventually. It seems rare and only happened once for me. I married him (not just for that but it's nice hahaha).
Tell them to hump a lil harder try a little longer
🤣 haha

Laughed out loud.
SW-User
Oh snap 😂
6XXX969 · 31-35, M
Wait till I slam that g spot and you’ll be squirting more than just that yogurt!!
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caccoon · 36-40
@LvChris I'll do my best, I get a little exciteable
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empanadas · 31-35, M
This is post is what sw is about

 
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