I wanna get a turkey baster and fill it with yogurt, so the next time a guy makes me cum, I can squirt it on his chest to simulate the experience

@DearAmbellina2113 I'm sorry!! 🤣

@DearAmbellina2113 it wasn't drinks she was talkin about spittin though 😋

@RadioDust for the truest aim it would require the Super Soaker masturbator xtra creamy soaky edition deluxe 5000 model
Damn sometimes my sarcasam requires way too much effort to type all the bs my brain be spewing

@Harmonium1923 YES ITS SHOCKING

@caccoon I felt so used

@Harmonium1923 here's a rag

@YourMomsSecretCrush jesusssssss it's not that complicated. I feel like they just don't care sometimes 🤔

@caccoon that's it. They either don't care or are convinced they're smarter than our anatomy and ignore that it's literally TWO places.

Some of them are just clueless and need directions but will get it eventually. It seems rare and only happened once for me. I married him (not just for that but it's nice hahaha).

@LvChris I'll do my best, I get a little exciteable