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I wanna get a turkey baster and fill it with yogurt, so the next time a guy makes me cum, I can squirt it on his chest to simulate the experience

But they never make me cum anyway so I guess it'll never happen 😔
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RadioDust · 36-40, M
Do it with a super soaker pistol so that your aim can be swift and true
@RadioDust for the truest aim it would require the Super Soaker masturbator xtra creamy soaky edition deluxe 5000 model
Damn sometimes my sarcasam requires way too much effort to type all the bs my brain be spewing