What are some excuses to leave work when you’re on second shift

Obviously I can’t say that I have a doctors appointment because what doctors appointment is open at 7 o’clock.

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Eternity · 26-30, M Best Comment

Your partner locked themselves out of their car and are now stranded. You need to bring them the spare key.

Convivial · 26-30, F

I always find the old standbys work well... My leprosy is flaring up again

WaafaS · 26-30, F

Your sister needs a ride from the airport.

TurtlePink · 22-25, F

@WaafaS this is random but , we have the same name and the same last name initial 🤣

WaafaS · 26-30, F

CestManan · 46-50, F

Just mention the word "covid" and they will send you home :)

TurtlePink · 22-25, F

Should I say one of my kids had a heart attack?

Neoerectus · M

Doggie cam shows your dog, cat, kid, goat, cow, etc. convulsing on the ground?

BEENOV · M

None, stay at work and do your job or look for another job

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

Your apartment is flooding

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CestManan · 46-50, F

@SW-User That would be my son. He tried to walk into a church once and they slammed and locked the door before he could get in.

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