What's the dumbest way that you've injured yourself?

When I was 13 years old in the early summer of '91, I twisted my ankle by jumping off the front steps of our house. My brother had injured himself the same way a few years earlier, so apparently I didn't learn.

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LordShadowfire · 100+, M

I was about 10 years old, riding my bike in my neighborhood, and an airplane flew really low overhead. I stopped pedaling, and just looked up at the plane for I don't know how long. Didn't put my feet down, or anything. Sure enough, I fell over.