LOL!

I can't imagine it inviting me, but this makes me think of one of the Marx Brothers (Groucho?) who famously took the mickey out of exclusive private clubs by remarking he would never join one that would refuse his membership.

There is no such thing in reality, although I understand there are people who have read the novel, [i]The daVinci Code[/i], and believe it a documentary.

It seems there [i]was[/i] a real Illuminati, a "secret society" formed in 18C Bavaria to oppose Church domination. It lasted barely 9 years.

The name goes back to the 15C, for various small groups, real and fictitious; but despite being only a side-line to Reformation-era European church politics, it seems to fascinate conspiracy-fantasists even now.

No but the free mason for sure

That seems like the kind of thing where you'd disappear if you say no.

Is there free food at their meetings?

Have you met Illuminati?😀

No because in order to get in that you have to get raped first

well don't know about them but once i got an indication to meet one of them although that time i was unknown about it , later after many years i came to know that

They don’t exist. It’s just a modern paranoia.

If the Illuminati exist, I think that they would know your answer before they asked...or deal woth you if they felt you were a true threat.

Sure I would be glad to join someone in illuminating -- spreading light.

Now The Illuminati -- that's a hard "no"

First rule of illuminate is that we don’t talk about illuminate.

Illuminate or Illuminati ?

Only to infiltrate them and take them down from the inside

I've always considered myself one of the private illuminati.

They did, but I deleted the email.

Who is Illuminate?

whos illuminate?

who's illuminate?

Not even if it was an Ill-luminasty. 😈

New World Order

Who is Illuminate?

I’m not a joiner.

Definitely not

Nope.

It doesn’t end well

No. My great grandparents on my mother's side were free masons