I just had the weirdest encounter.

I was walking down to the gas station for some candy, and on my way back, I ran into a large cluster of roosters strutting around the alley, all crowing loudly. In the winter. At 2:30 a.m. Roosters are supposed to crow at dawn, not in the middle of the night. And why the hell were they running around the alley? This is Chicago, we don't have feral chickens here.

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xSharp · 31-35, M

i would just accept it and eat them all.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@xSharp Lmao

Dan509 · 26-30, M

Roosters?! At this of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the alley?

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@Dan509 OH MY GOD STEAMED HAMS 😂😂

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

New free range regulations but yeah, their crowing happens all across the morning

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@Jackaloftheazuresand Free range to eat all the awful shit in alley garbage bins XD

Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M

That's organic, all the choice is held by the rooster

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

Amazing. Their internal clocks may be fucked up from the city lights or some such. Why are there feral roosters taking over Chicago???

iMystery · M

I wish I could walk around at 2:30am

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@iMystery I probably shouldn't, after all this is Humboldt Park, but I still do.

iMystery · M

@BlueMetalChick Lol I do lots of sh*t I probably shouldn't be doing too, so I get you lol.

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

That sounds like an idea for a horror movie: The Crowing 😅

woundedeer · 26-30, M

Witches

BiasForAction · M

I thought roosters will fight each other which is why you tend to see only one around their hens

lightningblue · 26-30, M

do they float

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