This is a very important question so listen carefully.

What kind of pet should every bisexual own?

We need a stereotyped pet. We need to think big. If we are going to rule the world with our agenda before partying in the fires in the afterlife. We need our own pet type to claim.

What will it be?

Feel free to downvote this if it offends you. It will only bring us all closer to fiery fun.