Did I ever tell you about the time I tamed a wild boar that had been ravaging an entire town...

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

You'll get all the ladies

Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F

Did I ever tell you how I bored the entire village for decades?

empanadas · 31-35, M

I did the same bro. I got the body of a greek god as well

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The reality:

You shooed away a hamster that had been terrorising your Lego town 🙄

BillyMack · 46-50, M

The one that went to the market or the one that had roast beef?

hunkalove · 70-79, M

I thought you were a wild bore.

NIC0LE · F

🎶Why you always lyin?🎶

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Bard, a modern day greek myth

*fixes it for you*

"A wild Bard" bout time you left those people alone, you meany pants! 😼

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

Did I ever tell you about the time I tamed a wild boar that had been ravaging an entire town for decades?