Congratulations, I've chosen YOU to be my wife. I'll be by tomorrow. Make sure you have a...

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

Bro, she has an endorsement deal! look at the money she will make you! and to keep you warm when it's cold out!

Ceci13 · 51-55, FVIP

well already have my soulmate but I'll send you booty pics 😂

GoFish ·

i have a wedding dress but its for my tall skinny cousin

WillaKissing · 61-69, M

Swing by McDonald's and she will be waiting for you!

emyphant · 26-30, F

great, I do still have a wedding dress probably too small now only size XXXL

Tahitiangrandma · 70-79, FVIP

Oh I'm already married but thanks lol

BillyMack · 46-50, M

Who knew it’d be so easy

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You got it stud muffin.

Pretzel · 70-79, M

I'm flattered...but these long distance things never work out

nyet, your payment not cleared yet, must be in rubles, spasibo

Jas88 · 36-40, F

lol buckle up

MsSwan

DearAmbellina2113 · 46-50, F