Wedding crashers irl be like

Crasher: “Damn, girl. You’re looking real sexy in that getup. Weddings, huh? Nothing makes me hornier. How about the two of us sneak off and find someplace private, where we can perform our own marriage of sorts? Your ring, my finger.” 😏👉👌
Bride: “Are you seriously trying to pick me up at my own wedding?” 👰‍♀️