How would you feel about Turkeys wants to eat you for Thanksgiving this year?

I was attacked by a turkey when I was 2 years old, had me down in the dirt flogging me. They are strong enough to knock a grown man down and do serious injury. Wouldn’t surprise me if they try to eat people some day.

Better like high cholesterol, because I just got back my blood work back. I'm officially not perfect anymore

Pardon Me!

it must be their turn by now

What's fair is fair