I've renamed the days of the week to make more sense.

I just wanna have fun day!

Great! Now I need to rename all the days on my calendar.

The Sunday for Wednesday one might get a little confusing.

Can we change Friday to DONEday? It seems more suitable for when we burn out of the parking lot on a Friday 🤣

I shall make the adjustment yo my lifestyle.

I met her on Sunday, twas my lucky bun-day.

oh great - now I have to get a new calendar

I guess I should change my name now

Still can't stand any day of the week which ends in "day"