You can pry my fireworks from my cold, dead, fingers

Pretty easily. They're over there in the ditch.

Poppies · 61-69, F

Canadians do fireworks for American independence Day?
Wait a minute--didn't you guys just have Canada Day? Is that a fireworks occasion?

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@Poppies Yeah our fireworks day was Saturday, I just wanted the opportunity to make this joke.

Mamapolo2016 · F

Nobody (except presumably the ones busy at the ER) knows [b]when to QUIT![/b]

Four hours of bang-bang-pop-pop is more than plenty.

SarahAndSamantha · 46-50, F

Remember for somebody out there, today is the last day they'll have 10 fingers

Disgustedman · 61-69, M

@SarahAndSamantha that way they can always signify the fourth on one hand

Nanoose · 61-69, M

It took me a minute to get it but now that I do I find it pretty funny. Cheers and happy 4th of July!

sarahcupcake · 36-40, F

Have you got any wet wipes please?

Disgustedman · 61-69, M

@sarahcupcake sorry used the last one.

Crazywaterspring · 61-69, M

You'll have another chance New Years.

MethDozer · M

Fireworks rule... I truly can't understand how anyone can dislike them.

Disgustedman · 61-69, M

@MethDozer well if they blow off a few fingers or you lose a leg or something I can understand the dislike but when they make pretty pictures up in the sky they're really pretty......

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@MethDozer Some people just hate joy I guess.

bijouxbroussard · F

@CountScrofula It’s all fun and games until someone’s house catches fire… 🤔

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