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@Pfuzylogic Scary . ;-)
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@valobasa4ever You know how it can get first thing in the morning!
ArishMell · 70-79, M
No, I celebrate 61 days... i.e. until the supermarkets start putting all that plastic tat back in the warehouse. Or better, the recyling skip.
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@NerdyPotato
Previously, you mentioned that you enjoy reading jokes. One just for you! ;-)
Cab Driver... & Halloween Miracle
... A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but i don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as i am and have been a nun as long as i have, you get a chance & see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that i would find offensive."
"well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She pause & responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, i am single and I'm catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK , pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's ok, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
;-) :-) :-) :P
Previously, you mentioned that you enjoy reading jokes. One just for you! ;-)
Cab Driver... & Halloween Miracle
... A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but i don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as i am and have been a nun as long as i have, you get a chance & see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that i would find offensive."
"well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me."
She pause & responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, i am single and I'm catholic too!"
The nun says, "OK , pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out.
"My dear child, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's ok, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
;-) :-) :-) :P
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Rutterman · 46-50, M
No. Couldn't care less.
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no - it is a celebration of evil
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supersnipe · 61-69, M
No.Tat and nonsense.
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I think Halloween is formulaic, lame and a deeply disturbing celebration of death and decay
I think Halloween is formulaic, lame and a deeply disturbing celebration of death and decay
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