I’m dressing as you for Halloween

@Ashly I have no idea what I’m looking at

@UndercoverBard

@Ashly adorable!!!

@poisonouscupcake They do make Platforms that tall. They are called stilts

@UndercoverBard i’m pickin on someone my own size😼

@poisonouscupcake least you admit we the same 😒

@UndercoverBard You're a widdle baby owlet

@HootyTheNightOwl Thas you so yea that’s what I’ll dress as

@UndercoverBard Nuh uh, I'm the bigger owl.

@SophSmiles just the attitude will suffice 😒

@Justmeraeagain

Nobody could adequately capture all of that in a costume!

@DrWatson 😁

@greensnacks idk what that is 👀

@UndercoverBard (she means nekkid)

@deadteddy hey!

@Zaphod42 don’t need em 😒

@HootyTheNightOwl Should I show him

@HumanEarth I'm still trying to work out how he plans to become heavily pregnant in the time between now and Halloween...

Hahaha That to

@pripyatamusementpark you don’t look any different 😒

@UndercoverBard I don't have blue skin for one

@pripyatamusementpark neither do I 😒

@Bexsy why would you say that?? 👀

@UndercoverBard staying neutral?

@HannahSky yea

@UndercoverBard hmm

@UndercoverBard just like life

@thepreposterouspanda 😶

@UndercoverBard

@UndercoverBard drink your milk kiddo

@deadgerbil im still older than you breh

@UndercoverBard soon to be 36-40

@WanderingThrough that’s the goal

@UndercoverBard Well, you’re going to succeed….for once. 😏

@WanderingThrough for once?? 🤨

@MarbleMarvel in the form of candy?

@UndercoverBard oh yeeaa

@Blondily I just wanna look good

@UndercoverBard Then by all means go for it!!🤣

@itsok yes but nothing embarrassing

@UndercoverBard you’re out of luck. All my clothes are embarrassing

@itsok we’ll find whatever is the least embarrassing 😒

@basilfawlty89 well I’m 2/3 the way there already

@UndercoverBard we didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose us 😎

@basilfawlty89 exactly *rolls out of bed 30 minutes after shift was supposed to start*