I’ve just thought of a fantastic idea for a movie loosely based on real events!

It’ll be about that time I met Bigfoot on a camping trip (I was camping, not him…I think) and I taught him English and he taught me to play guitar. We went in to be a song writing powerhouse, with Elvis’s “Jailhouse Rock, Motorhead’s “Ace of Spades” and Garth Brooks’ “Friends in Low Places” in our success column.

It’s the moving tale of unexpected friends that America needs right now…in three years when we wrap up filming 👍

Of course since then the big guy moved back into his under mountain fortress to get back to his roots…should I tell him about the movie, or keep the royalties for myself? 🤔