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Why is it always flying broomsticks? Why no flying mops?

It's infuriating ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
ginnyfromtheblock ยท 26-30, F
too flaccid
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Angry witches dripping everywhere might be a little much on tv.
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@SW-User 'U_U' < This emoji is too cute. I ban it from here on out.

Why stop at mops? Why not steamers too?
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@SW-User That's a bit too much, come on U_U
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@SW-User of course, forgive me. I didn't meant to overstep.
How do you not know that mops are for going underwater! ๐Ÿ™„
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@Ozymandiaz I'm such an idiot :(
@Ozymandiaz Here, ๐Ÿ† Creative minds should be rewarded Timely!
KingofPizza2 ยท 36-40, M
Letโ€™s get some product placement in thereโ€ฆ get those witches flying on Swiffer WetJets
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@KingofPizza2 look at that face! ๐Ÿ‘€
Coppercoil ยท M
I use my cock.. it always takes me right to where i need to be.
Rokasu ยท 36-40, M
Why tf would you want to fly on a mop?

I'd be flying on a mega fork if I could. Stabbing btches.
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@Rokasu I can fly over your anything...for money
Rokasu ยท 36-40, M
@SW-User Dayum. Hoโ€™ing out your witch services.
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@Rokasu blame society U_U
MrSmooTh ยท 31-35, M
Those are the rules. So can you just.. Ok?
MrSmooTh ยท 31-35, M
@SW-User I mean if you really want to fly around and leave a trail of dirty water everywhere. Fine. We'll clean up your mess. Have you ever thought about flying on a vacuum cleaner though? I hear they have different speed settings.
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@MrSmooTh why do you all, peasants, assume that the mop will be soaking wet? U_U no but now I should try that
MrSmooTh ยท 31-35, M
@SW-User Me, a peasant? I'll have you know I'm of noble birth. So you can refer to me as Lord or Master ๐Ÿ˜
thepreposterouspanda ยท 31-35, M
I BLAME THE PATRIARCHY

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@thepreposterouspanda Shhhhh you know you're gonna love it
thepreposterouspanda ยท 31-35, M
@SW-User It'll be a throwback to junior year of high school where my bedroom was an unfinished garage.

So many spiders. ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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@thepreposterouspanda Shhhh I'm the only spider you should fear U_U
Ducky ยท 31-35, F
And why always a specific type of broom? Why not a push brooms or swiffers?
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@Ducky EXACTLY! It's 2022, come on, witches
DragonFruit ยท 61-69, M
Because they know witch is better for flying.
Elessar ยท 26-30, M
Much worse aerodynamics
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@Elessar Hey...who asked for logic?
Thespis ยท M
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@Thespis I didn't remember that!
Thespis ยท M
@SW-User It's on my mind, so excited for the return.
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@Thespis yessss FINALLY!
Beardedguy ยท 31-35, M
Thats a very good point
KiwiBird ยท 36-40, F
I use a magic carpet.
๐Ÿ˜ง damn.

Good question
WaryWitchWandering ยท 36-40, F
Roomba as a hoverboard
Incomplet ยท 18-21
I once saw a Butch Dyke Which riding a hoe!
bijouxbroussard ยท F
Itโ€™s a new century. There can be flying Swiffers if you want them. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
uncalled4 ยท 56-60, M
And nowhere near as sanitary.
JaggedLittlePill ยท 46-50, F
Mops are slippery....
FeetAreFantastic ยท 41-45, M
I don't understand why it's not vacuum cleaners. Those witches are really behind the times.
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Atomic Flying Dysons are The Futureโ„ข

 
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