ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
too flaccid

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Angry witches dripping everywhere might be a little much on tv.
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@SW-User 'U_U' < This emoji is too cute. I ban it from here on out.
Why stop at mops? Why not steamers too?
Why stop at mops? Why not steamers too?

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@SW-User That's a bit too much, come on U_U

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@SW-User of course, forgive me. I didn't meant to overstep.
How do you not know that mops are for going underwater! 🙄

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@TheDeathOfOzymandiaz I'm such an idiot :(
@TheDeathOfOzymandiaz Here, 🏆 Creative minds should be rewarded Timely!
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Those are the rules. So can you just.. Ok?
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
@SW-User I mean if you really want to fly around and leave a trail of dirty water everywhere. Fine. We'll clean up your mess. Have you ever thought about flying on a vacuum cleaner though? I hear they have different speed settings.

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@MrSmooTh why do you all, peasants, assume that the mop will be soaking wet? U_U no but now I should try that
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
@SW-User Me, a peasant? I'll have you know I'm of noble birth. So you can refer to me as Lord or Master 😏
Ducky · 31-35, F
And why always a specific type of broom? Why not a push brooms or swiffers?

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@Ducky EXACTLY! It's 2022, come on, witches
KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M
Let’s get some product placement in there… get those witches flying on Swiffer WetJets

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@KingofPizza2 look at that face! 👀
Thespis · M


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@Thespis I didn't remember that!
Thespis · M
@SW-User It's on my mind, so excited for the return.

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@Thespis yessss FINALLY!
Beardedguy · 36-40, M
Thats a very good point
KiwiBird · 36-40, F
I use a magic carpet.
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
Roomba as a hoverboard
Elessar · 31-35, M
Much worse aerodynamics

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@Elessar Hey...who asked for logic?
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Because they know witch is better for flying.
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
I BLAME THE PATRIARCHY

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@thepeculiarpanda Shhhhh you know you're gonna love it
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
@SW-User It'll be a throwback to junior year of high school where my bedroom was an unfinished garage.
So many spiders. 😫
So many spiders. 😫

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@thepeculiarpanda Shhhh I'm the only spider you should fear U_U
bijouxbroussard · F
It’s a new century. There can be flying Swiffers if you want them. 😃
Coppercoil · M
I use my cock.. it always takes me right to where i need to be.
uncalled4 · 56-60, M
And nowhere near as sanitary.
😧 damn.
Good question
Good question
Incomplet · 22-25
I once saw a Butch Dyke Which riding a hoe!
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
Mops are slippery....
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
I don't understand why it's not vacuum cleaners. Those witches are really behind the times.
Rokasu · 36-40, M
Why tf would you want to fly on a mop?
I'd be flying on a mega fork if I could. Stabbing btches.
I'd be flying on a mega fork if I could. Stabbing btches.

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@Rokasu I can fly over your anything...for money
Rokasu · 36-40, M
@SW-User Dayum. Ho’ing out your witch services.

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@Rokasu blame society U_U

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