Why is it always flying broomsticks? Why no flying mops?

It's infuriating 🧙🏻‍♀️

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I BLAME THE PATRIARCHY

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@thepreposterouspanda ALWAYS blame the patriarchy. That's why all you peasants will end up in my basement one day 🖤🧙🏻‍♀️

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@thepreposterouspanda Shhhhh you know you're gonna love it

@SW-User It'll be a throwback to junior year of high school where my bedroom was an unfinished garage.

So many spiders. 😫

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@thepreposterouspanda Shhhh I'm the only spider you should fear U_U