The collapse is imminent

It is too late to apologize for supporting Trump. The current situation is your fault. It's too late for clarity. I told you so. I warned you in 2015. I literally changed my name and a major reason was the accuracy of these predictions. I told you so.

Some people, my brother in law for example, apologized and admitted they were wrong. The most common refrain is that, "I didn't think it would get this bad."

I warned you. I told you. You didn't believe me. Now it is too late to stop it. The best you can do is prepare.

Even now people don't believe my warnings.

The end is near. I warned you. I am warning you.

To that end I've decided to eat as many donuts as I want and enjoy the comforts of this world as much as I can before the collapse.

Enjoy it while you can moth3rf*ckers.

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BlueVeins · 22-25

The world never ends, it only gets shittier.

Doomflower · 36-40, M

@BlueVeins yeah I've taken to thinking of the "end" more as a collapse than a cataclysm. There will be no real definitive end. Things will collapse and decay and new things might pop up from time to time but the trend is down.

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

None of us know what will happen in the future. Maybe we're going to hell in a handbasket, maybe not. So eat a donut, but eat your vegetables too. And keep exercising. You may need to chase some bad guys.

Doomflower · 36-40, M

@badminton I said what I said. Things will not improve.

The only major prediction I've gotten wrong was that I would die before I turned 18. I did kind of die when I was 15 and I have a suspicion that's when I got bumped into an even shittier timeline.

Grateful4you · M

All these startling revelations when all along the answer has been Krispy Kreme? Life isn't nearly as complicated as I originally thought.

summersmiles · 51-55, F

Krispy Kreme isn't the answer.
It's just something nice in the really ugly world that humanity has made.

SW-User

@summersmiles we have made some of the world very ugly, i do agtree.

Doomflower · 36-40, M

@Grateful4you it's more of a coping tool.

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

Your name change was prescient. I feel like someone has been hitting me in the head with a two-by-four pretty much every day since 2016.

plungesponge · 41-45, M

Your brother in law is a pretty good guy then. It's not easy to find the decency to be honest when it's that painful

summersmiles · 51-55, F

Is this intuition talking or is it just wishful thinking?

Doomflower · 36-40, M

@summersmiles intuition and experience.

It might already have happened. We may not be able to pinpoint the exact moment in history until after the fact, if there is anyone to know.

Grateful4you · M

Such a Pollyanna attitude. A bottomless well of optimism.

LordShadowfire · 46-50, M

And they still won't admit this shit is their fault.

Lilnonames · F

I always do, here u go cheers

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