I don’t know what you keep me around for

We all need a good bro

For your money dear

The heavy lifting.

I like leaning on things, and fence posts aren’t as mobile 🤷‍♂

I am definitely NOT fattening you up just in case there's a rough winter and food is scarce.

...want some more pancakes?

You’re good at getting things under the fridge 🤭

I have no one else to joke around about getting loads of money from .... so stick around for that and for other reasons which others would surely make clear, along with touching humanistic thoughts which I would heartily agree with.

Laughs. Cheap thrills. Someone to blame.