America did a brexit 300 years ago and now have a dementia patient as a king, no health care and make Adam Sandler movies

I read a short story once called colony. I wish I could remember who wrote it, but the plot (such as it was) was that a young new president finds out that American history is a lie and the USA is secretly still part of England. The second best thing about the story was that this was supposed to be the one time the people in charged neglected to mention that as the now POTUS rose through the political ranks, but is completely overshadowed by the climax where (spoiler alert) the president puts the queen of England into a headlock and forced her to sign a new Declaration of Independence! 😂

The rest is forgivable.

But Adam Sandler?.

Pffffff.

I am not sure who you're referring to as a dementia patient, but dementia is not a laughing matter, and as far as I know, none of our most recent presidents have been diagnosed with dementia.

Yes, we have no credible healthcare, and that's probably even more fucked up for actual dementia patients.

I think a country celebrates independence from Britain once every seven days or so.

So the entire world did a Brexit and we are FUCKED.

You just think the USA did a brexit. Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

You been talking about that queen of yours, again, Bob? On Independence Day?

Alright lairy

Prince*, I mean wait for them to crown him in 2024 first

😑There was no need to put down the Sandman

I loved uncut gems tho

No health care? Wow, all those hospitals fake?

Our last president was a "dementia patient".
This one’s just old. 🤨