I had a wardrobe malfunction
Ugh! Not sure how to start this one, but it helped by a good SW friend telling me to post it, as well as my husband, and me organizing my clothes closet. So just the other day I went thru my closet, organizing and putting aside some clothes to give away. Among them was this denim minidress. Short, strapless and closed up the front with buttons. Very snug, actually tight. When wearing it my boobs had a nasty habit of popping out unexpectedly or the buttons by my belly would come undone when I bent or sat and expose my big tattooed an pierced belly button. That I don鈥檛 like. Same dress I posed about causing a commotion while shopping in Macy鈥檚. Seeing it on my giveaway pile, my husband put it back in the closet. I guess he likes to see me struggle wearing it? And then he reminded me of a recent episode while wearing it which I found embarrassing. I wore it when we were over a friend鈥檚 house. I was talking with my lady friend and her daughter, maybe 13, said she wanted her belly button pierced. Her mom said ears and nose piercings are fine, but no belly button. Her mom asked me what I thought and I backed her up and said no and it is not a good idea. Just as I finished saying that I leaned forward on the stool to grab my coffee when things went wrong. One button by my belly came undone and another popped off! Yikes! My huge belly button, inked and pierced was out in the open! I covered it up and picked up my button off the floor. Her daughter ran off giggling, her mother sat there staring. Me,? I felt like an embarrassed hypocrite and had to ask her for a needle and thread. I can only imagine what I gave her to gossip about after we left. 馃槇
