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I had a wardrobe malfunction

Ugh! Not sure how to start this one, but it helped by a good SW friend telling me to post it, as well as my husband, and me organizing my clothes closet. So just the other day I went thru my closet, organizing and putting aside some clothes to give away. Among them was this denim minidress. Short, strapless and closed up the front with buttons. Very snug, actually tight. When wearing it my boobs had a nasty habit of popping out unexpectedly or the buttons by my belly would come undone when I bent or sat and expose my big tattooed an pierced belly button. That I don鈥檛 like. Same dress I posed about causing a commotion while shopping in Macy鈥檚. Seeing it on my giveaway pile, my husband put it back in the closet. I guess he likes to see me struggle wearing it? And then he reminded me of a recent episode while wearing it which I found embarrassing. I wore it when we were over a friend鈥檚 house. I was talking with my lady friend and her daughter, maybe 13, said she wanted her belly button pierced. Her mom said ears and nose piercings are fine, but no belly button. Her mom asked me what I thought and I backed her up and said no and it is not a good idea. Just as I finished saying that I leaned forward on the stool to grab my coffee when things went wrong. One button by my belly came undone and another popped off! Yikes! My huge belly button, inked and pierced was out in the open! I covered it up and picked up my button off the floor. Her daughter ran off giggling, her mother sat there staring. Me,? I felt like an embarrassed hypocrite and had to ask her for a needle and thread. I can only imagine what I gave her to gossip about after we left. 馃槇
Korrupted61-69, F
I have been asked several times why I continue to wear these outfits that continually cause me grief. Well, there is something erotic about wearing restrictive, edgy clothing like this dress or my jeans. Plus my husband likes it. 馃槇 I have also been asked why I don鈥檛 like showing off my belly button. It is because it is unusually large and deep, tattooed and has plenty of jewelry and becomes sort of a topic of discussion when people see it. So I try to keep it private although that does not always go my way! 馃檧
Annie189936-40, F
@Korrupted lol. How long have you been married?
Korrupted61-69, F
@Annie1899 A little over ten years. 馃崁
Annie189936-40, F
@Korrupted I like the positive way you talk about him.
assemblingaknob26-30, F
Okay but what in the early 2000's shit is the photo for this group.
I'm getting nam flashbacks.
Korrupted61-69, F
@assemblingaknob Hoy! A photo? That was the last thing on my mind. I was too embarrassed and busy frantically trying to cover up! 馃槇
TeslinM
Great story, terrible timing 馃き馃し鈥嶁檪锔
TeslinM
@Korrupted Well, at least you seem to have fun with it and enjoy the "exposure" 馃槈
Korrupted61-69, F
@Teslin Um, something to talk about later, but not at all fun when it or any malfunctions happen. This dress should come with a warning; Don鈥檛 bend over, breathe, sit, stretch or cough! No sudden movement, no strain on buttons! This is the second time it caused a commotion, but crazy me will still wear it! 馃槇
TeslinM
@Korrupted Well, you know something will happen when you wear it, so yes, expect something to happen. Deep down you love the excitement 馃槈
redback51-55, M
Haha awkward
Korrupted61-69, F
@redback Well, my one friend constantly reminds me of this dress malfunction episode in Macy鈥檚 a while back. So I guess this will be a memory too! 馃槇
redback51-55, M
@Korrupted yes I鈥檓 sure. You must have made an impression on her too.
Korrupted61-69, F
@redback I think so. She just sat there staring like just thinking WTF! 馃槣
Quimliqer61-69, M
The timing couldn鈥檛 have been more appropriate!!
Korrupted61-69, F
@Quimliqer I know! Dopey me! It never fails. My husband likes to see me struggle, so I guess that dress will remain in my wardrobe! 馃槇
Quimliqer61-69, M
@Korrupted So kind of him!!
Korrupted61-69, F
@Quimliqer Yup! He gets everything his way! 馃崁
ronisme161-69, M
Haha, thats showing them
Korrupted61-69, F
@ronisme1 Yup! 馃槇

 
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