I Had A Major Wardrobe Malfunction

You just needed a chivalrous man that could've helped obscure the view while you recovered yourself... Hard to find in forever 21 ;)

very sexy

Ok, my day is done and I am home. Just kicked my heels off and dinner is in the oven. About my misbehaving jeans, I forgot how many pairs I had. Just looked in the closet and took inventory. I have 4 in dark blue, 3 light blue, 3 black, 1 white, 1 red and 2 in acid was peach. Also have a pair that zips around from front to back and has full length zippers on the outside of each leg. Yikes! That is a lot of potential malfunctions! I can't recall how many times my husband and I went to the movies and, after the movie had started, it was time for him to start feeling me up in the theatre. Once he would open my jeans it was my concern as to how in the world would I ever get them shut again. Worst yet, what if that zipper should break? I am done! I would have to exit holding up two pant legs. Thankfully the zippers are heavy duty.
Well, I have some time on my hands till dinner is ready and I promised another "malfunction". Dress malfunction or halter top malfunction? Dress malfunction it is. Ok, shortly after we got married I had my breasts enhanced. A modest A cup to D cup with the addition of silicone gel. Time for new tops. I ordered an outfit from Frederick's of Hollywood. It was a strapless, full length rear zipper stretchy denim minidress. Like a miniskirt and halter in one. Came with a matching garter belt, thong, stockings and denim pumps. The price was cheap, so was the quality. I put this outfit on and had reservations about it from the start. Particularly the dress zipper. Very snug. No, tight. But form fitting and showed my curves well and I wore it around the house at least half the afternoon before we went out for a casual dinner that evening. Well, during dinner I had to make at least ten trips to the ladies room to fix my stockings. All I had to do was make the slightest movement and the garter straps would come unfastened. They popped off my stockings just walking from the car. Then my boobs started to slip out of the dress cups. I could not wait to finish eating and leave. We finally left, and that is where the real trouble started. We just walked down the steps from the restaurant and were maybe a minutes walk to the car when I felt a snap, followed by the feeling that my dress was opening. That is an understatement. The rear zipper slide had completely popped of, the dress completely opened up and fell on the ground in front of me. I almost tripped over it. We were holding hands as we were walking and I quickly tore my hand away and threw both of them over my boobs. I ran a few steps, my husband helping me, them told him to get my dress. He didn't want to, but I insisted and like a idiot stood there squiming around in just my heels, stockings and garter belt and trying to cover up with my hands. We ran to the car and I can be thankful that my dress did not pop off me in the restaurant and that it was at night and the lighting in the lot was lousy. But I felt like an idiot. But did not throw that dress away. Had a new zipper put in and still wear it. My husband calls me the clothing malfunction princess. There are a few more incidents, but will save them for another evening. ☘

Extremely embarrassing as it happened unexpectedly and around women. If my jeans had completely separated, then it would have been catastrophic. I have had plenty more malfunctions which I will post in the very near future. All the risks of wearing snug or very tight clothes. You will like the one where I lost my dress or my leather halter. 🍀

Thanks! Those jeans are an attention getter, especially when worn with heels. A struggle to get into them, and a bigger struggle to zip shut. It's my husband's job to help me zip them shut. Why not, he bought them all for me. And he does that job with extreme pleasure. ☘

FYI I am wearing those same jeans today at work, only they are black. With black leather platform stiletto pumps and a snug white blouse. My husband requested this today. ☘

well, I have had some SW members ask me about these jeans. I have quite a few pairs in different colors. The zipper starts in front, goes all the way down and up the rear. They can be taken apart. Very tight and I usually need my husband's help getting them zipped shut. Tomorrow is gonna be a leather day, but Thursday will be a zip around jeans day! AKA "easy access jeans". 🍀

Thanks, but stories to tell at parties? Maybe with a drink or two in me. Will save those stories for here! And will have a few more to add in the next day or two. The embarrassment never seemed to stop! ☘

Good morning, diablo! A late good morning. If I was to go in my closet and take inventory, I would find 20 or more of the RCB jeans of all styles. Zip arounds are my favorite. Second favorite is the exposed zipper jeans, followed by the lace ups. I know that several of the recent eBay purchases you noticed were by my husband. Yes, it takes quite a bit more than a little wiggling to get into them, and just as much effort to zip them up. If they were a size larger they would not be quite right. Tight is better. And they are holding up just fine. If I had only one pair, they would have been worn out. Many pairs, and only dry cleaned. The zippers? No breakage, one embarrassing malfunction, a few mini malfunctions and worrisome close calls. We go to the movies often. Once the lights are out and the movie starts, my husband's hands are all over me. Up my bra, down my jeans. He is a big kisser too. Neck, cheeks, ears, lips. All over me. We went out to the movies this one evening, and I wore my RCB zip arounds with no thong. Lights out, fun starts. He was kissing up a storm and had one hand between my jeans a belly. Had to play with my jewelry. My jeans began to unzip and he stopped it before it went all the way down. I was paranoid that the zipper would open up all the way up my rear. Thankfully the ladies room war right by the theatre entrance. I covered my front with my sweater and went to the ladies room. Struggled to zip my jeans, then took a look in the mirror. What a mess! Neck all marked up from kissing me, hair a mess, lipstick a mess, eyelashes coming unglued. Spent 20 minutes getting fixed up. All that, only to have him all over me again. 🍀

I love the RCB jeans. In addition to the zip arounds I also have the lace ups, exposed zipper and multi button jeans. On eBay and etsy the prices vary. Sometimes starting bid is $50.00, other times the buy it now price is around $100.00. If it is my size, he buys them. How have they held up? Are you referring to the condition or the zipper? And yes, it takes a bit of wiggling to get into them. He helps me pull them up and he finishes the job by zipping them shut. Yes, they are that tight! ☘

That would raise too many eyebrows! ☘

Well, for those of you who have enjoyed this story and mishap wearing these jeans, I am wearing them today. Not the same ones, just a different color. Black. I did put on a pound or two over the past few months but managed to wiggle my rear into them and, with a little help, got them zipped shut. Um, left off the thong at my husband’s request. Put on a tight black leather halter that snaps up the back and my zebra stripe Alba Yang extreme platform stilettos. Time to head to the outlets with my husband to do a little shopping and out for lunch. Got my fingers crossed that my jeans zipper does not give out! ☘️

You would think that with all this rain here in NJ that it would be slow at work and I would have time to post more stories. Wrong, it is busy. Either tonight or weekend will post more. ☘

You sound as though you're still having fun! I don't dare wear heels with tight jeans but I'd love to meet someone like you!! I just wear heels under long boot-cut jeans and am slowly getting more adventurous in style.

It would be safe to assume so. It drives my husband nuts! ☘

Omg! I can't possibly be the only woman on SW who has had at least one major clothing malfunction. Surprised nobody else has posted one. Well, I have had others I will post soon. Don't want to put too many thoughts in your minds all at once! ☘🍀☘

Well, diablo, I see you have done a bit of reading! Rag City was around in the 80's, then out of business and resurrected for a brief period around 2010 or so. My husband bought me a bunch of their jeans, about a dozen, just before they disappeared. Then bought me more from esty and eBay when they surface. Also got me some of the original ones and the zip around S that were made by Frederick's of Hollywood. I love them. My husband loves me in them and helps me get into them. They are that snug! No, tight! Over the weekend I may post another wacky malfunction I suffered. ☘

T, that is all so fascinating about your addiction ;) to Rag City jeans. Do they command high prices on eBay and etsy due to their scarcity? Your husband was smart to buy all those for you. Have they held up ok since then? Held up... was that a bad pun? :P Ahh... Frederick's, that's a name I do remember! They were huge back in the day. I can only imagine how long it would take to get into that pair, even with help. But the end result is so worth it, eh? Tongues be wagging!
If you get a chance to post that story, trust me, we all look forward to reading it. :) BTW, I do like your clover emoji - a nice Irish touch!

@K It seems that the male consensus here is that you will receive no complaints on any story concerning wardrobe malfunctions. :D

OMG! Rag City is still around??? Sadly, I was a bit too young of a diablo circa 1980 to remember them in all their glorious splendor. Nor did I even know (until today) that they were still being manufactured. You really do learn something new every day, huh?
Check out the comment thread here:
http://www.inthe80s.com/clothes/ragcityblues0.shtml

May have been embarrassing for you but maybe a treat for someone else

Terry calling diablo! I am here! Yes, have a lot of the RCB jeans, but have never interchanged the pant legs of two different colors. Not yet, at least. Will try some time. Speaking of malfunctions, will post one tomorrow perhaps.
Yes, I always get dolled up. I always wear make up and wear eyelashes every day of the week. It takes time to get done up, and only minutes for my husband to wreck it all once he gets his hands on me. He is a kissaholic and a sexaholic. He has to get it three times a day, if not more. I don't mind. It is a wife's duty. Plus, I love it. By the way, how did you guess he is Polish? Incredible, as Polish and Irish can be a volatile mix!☘💚🍀

You met have some belly button. Please send me a pic so I can see what the big deal is.

Thanks. Glad you enjoyed. My husband is a belly button lover too. Goes nuts over how it is pierced and tattooed to the max. It has caused me some embarrassment, though. Stay tuned as I will post about that, and others, over the next few days. 🍀

sorry for the embarrassment . interesting story . love belly buttons . probably would have been embarrassed with you . feeling for you and still looking . thanks for sharing .

Have a good night then, and get plenty of rest. I made the mistake last night of staying up too late, and was extremely tired today.

T, you are indeed a jean fiend! :D :D :D Of the lace ups, exposed zipper and multi buttons, which are your faves? I guess with the lace ups and buttons, there is no risk of zipper breakage, huh? :p

I've been using eBay since the first year it existed (yes, that long!), so I just checked it for RCB. Only 14 current listings and one seller has 5 or so pairs of small (very) sizes with a BIN of $79. And 16 completed SOLD listings:

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_sacat=0&_sop=16&_nkw=%22rag%20city%20blues%22&LH_Complete=1&LH_Sold=1&rt=nc&_trksid=p2045573.m1684


As for how your RCBs have held up, I was referring to both, but stupidly didn't make that clear. The condition and the zippers?

Only a bit of wiggling is needed? I would think it would require a whooooole lotta shakin' going on, to paraphrase the old classic rock song.

Thanks for the 💚. Still up and on SW, I see. It is addicting! Exhausted and gotta be up at 5. Nighty night! 🍀

A little embarrassment never killed anyone and usually makes for great stories to tell at parties.

Thanks for sharing. :)

You sound like a person good to get to know! Funnily enough I don't remember you from EP.

You are probably correct. I have more to post. Ready to fall asleep. Tomorrow back on SW. ☘

love the story and would be more worried about getting things caught in the zipper

Sounds like it would have been exciting to catch that malfunction. ;)

You sound like a very fun lady, can't wait to read more.

Oh I am sure that you are not the only woman to have a wardrobe malfunction; but as you said, they just have not posted yet or they posted it under a different title.

I was imagining you with those pants on at a party. If you told the story, folks might be dropping things in front of you all night.

What job you got. I keep my eye out for your post

Cant wait to hear ot

Yummy. Love it.

I would of loved to see that you sound sexy love women with a style like yours. Sorry that you got embarrassed tho

sexy moments for anyone watching I'm sure

I hope to at least see a pic of your belly button in the future.

I bet you drive the men crazy